4 going on 18!

So last night I buy some flowers for Mindy, even though we have packed away all our vases, and bring them home. About two hours later I come in from taking kids to Dance and Piano lessons to find one dozen decapitated yellow roses spread to hither and yon, most of them covered in Ranch Dressing! It appears that someone thought they were some kind of salad ingredient and decided to try and dip them in Hidden Valley Ranch and eat them. This can mean only one thing: Aidan has been lose in the kitchen! Looking around I found other signs of our little demolition crew; all the knives had been taken from their hiding spot (apparently we didn't hide them very well), and for some reason there were two cans of Mandarin Oranges sitting in a bowl of water on the floor under the sink. Aidan denied any involvement, like a good little rougue warrier, but when I asked him how the flowers tasted with ranch, he said they were yucky-caught ya boy! Aidan has been banned from the kitchen (for the 100th time) with no dinner. Hope those flowers were filling.